I filled up quite a few steno pads with these very short glimpses. An overly aggressive driver gets angry when another woman takes the parking spot she wanted. Some of the deaths resemble real life events they are based on, for example death No. X-Ray becomes Sex-Ray for one unlucky patient. NOTE: This death features the real song "In Yo Face", performed by ICP. Fire Ate Man) 3: Twilight Stoned (a.k.a. but they did. While trying to outrace her rival from several past marathons, she collapses and dies due to swelling of the brain caused by water intoxication. 1000 Ways to Die is an American docufiction anthology television series that aired on Spike from May 14, 2008 to July 15, 2012, and also aired on Comedy Central during its run. 5 Getting ripped in half by rope. 1000 Ways to Lie was a special of the now-cancelled theology series "1000 Ways to Die", that aired on Spike TV (now Paramount Network as of 2018) on March 3, 2010. Two female motocross riders are bitter rivals on their local circuit and are competing to earn entry into a major event. The chain is sent into the saboteur's throat but in the CGI format it slits her throat and slides away from her throat). So be temptingly sweet all over with Lander's Lilacs and Roses T The following to me were pretty creepy/funny: I thing that the worst death is all of them, Funniest Death: Gory Holed(Exploded Chair Up Rectum). [] is playing, the glasses impaled into her body make her bleed out, dies on the table). The first two episodes are visually distinct from the rest of the series, as they were originally intended to be the only episodes. The clown rushes to the front row, but is knocked unconscious when one of the group members hits him in the head with a soda pop bottle. The decoration slams into the busboy and causes him to face plant into the hot grill, which scorches his face and kills him from fatal burns. Based on Spike TV's hit series! The first man passes the ramp, but when the second man rolls down, the ramp collapses and exposes two nine-inch framing nails from the ramp, which puncture through the tire and sever the man's spinal cord, causingneurogenic shock. The shards embed her in the brachial artery and the rest of her body, and she bleeds out in seconds. As a kid, I was afraid that I'd die in one of three ways: car crash, werewolf attack, or accidental stabbing. Turbocharge your results with this toolkit containing 13 resources. My favorite was either "foul mouthed women speak highly of me" or "it's kill yourself time." She has come to visit her elderly father (described as beloved, hard-working, and faithful to his family and friends) in hospice care; shortly after she arrives, he dies peacefully in his sleep. "Do not attempt to try ANY of the actions depictedYOU WILL DIE! By any chance are you talking about "D-parted" YEAH THOSE DEATHES HAVE NAMES FOR A REASON DUMBASS!! The marketing mix is a familiar marketing strategy tool, which as you will probably know, was traditionally limited to the core 4Ps of Product, Price, Place and Promotion. Spike TV | SPIKE | Air Date: July 15, 2012. Fans of what I do may find it of interest. til fur. national iibrary of medicine national iibrary of medicine national library o 3nidiq3w jo aava8il ivnouvn 3noia3w jo aavagn ivnouvn 3noici3w jo aavaa 0 v national library of medicine national library of medicine national iibrary o national library of medicine a 3 a. When his mischief attracts the store security guard, he is chased through the store, slips, and slides into a stack of beer kegs, which fall on him and crush his skull (the pain of which the addict couldn't feel because of the anesthetic effects of the PCP). well i think jaw boned is the worst one i saw because his jaw just pops out. One piece gets lodged in his throat and chokes him to death, but none of the passers-by stop to help. Magnificent micro-fiction pieces. One of the boys challenges the other to hold a litM-80 in his mouth. Yay I did it! A woman who lives on a houseboat is unaware that she suffers fromsomnambulismand often eats while sleepwalking. Kyle, Matt and Clark are hired to clean a local junkyard, but waste time horsing around than actually cleaning. to one of his live-in prostitutes before dying. When the cork of the champagne bottle launches into Heather's eye, she falls backward into the pyramid of glasses behind her. A redneck food vendor at a carnival and got too pushy on a cute co-worker who rejected his advances. Koretetamaua (was not held), who begat Koretematua (without parent), who begat Maku (damp). A master chef at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant owns a set of precious knives. "Injecti-cide": An elderly former beauty queen who injected her face with corn oil as a cheap substitute for Botox (as she couldn't afford the actual treatments). When she gets in a fight with the other driver, she falls on top of the sharp three-prongedhood ornamentof the car, lacerating her stomach and causing her death from hypovolemic shockand blood loss. Contents 1 Season 5 1.1 Episode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies) 1.2 Episode 56: Deadliest Kitsch 1.3 Episode 57: Grave Decisions (The Halloween Episode) He falls to the ground, and the wheels crush his lungs and intestines, causing his death from being run over in half. Exhausted from having sex with his work of art, he tries to get up, only to find himself stuck on the statue due to priapism. the one where that woman got that breast surgery and she exploded on an airplane! That hasto be DISGUSTING!!! The one where that girl was flirting with those construction workers and the blade on one of the devices flew off and sliced her in half.And I'm just saying this,the one where that guy put glow-in-the-dark chemicals in his skin through a needle is a cool one. A woman who has recently hadgastric bypass surgerychews out her husband and forces him to divorce her while the two dine out at a fancy restaurant. A housesitter, despite instructions not to have guests over, invites her boyfriend to the home. Scooby Doo: Back on the Road!/Episode List, WAIT, WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT (Episode), Buttons and Rusty: Welcome to Chucklewood, The Little Mermaid-Maria's Adventures anime, Episode 55: Special: Death By Request (The Deathies), Episode 57: Grave Decisions (The Halloween Episode), Episode 63: Star Death: The Last Generation, Episode 64: Death Putting The "Fun" In "Funeral", List of Letters (Mail) Blue's Clues (Barney and Friends Segments), Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information, Episode 26: Putting A Smiley Face On Death, Episode 39: The One About Dumb People Dying. But it was the YouTube video that really sealed this campaign's fate. "Killdo": The woman who used a peeled carrot as a substitute for dildo and died of an embolism when she, "Jack 'n' Croaked": A whiskey distiller dies from sepsis after trying to kick open his safe (which. From snorting bath salts to swallowing jellyfish to purchasing cheap breast implants, you won't believe some of the ways people have actually died! interesting concept. AYakuzaboss punishes a drunkkaraokesinger for ruining his karaoke night by severing his fingertip and swallowing it, only to have it lodge in his throat. Narrator: With no confidence in the rent-a-help, Heather decides to pour the bubbly herself. . Quick, very brief observations, pained feelings, and 'fuck you' responses to the world. Following lists: Em-Bear-Assed + Tree Mugger = Trip to the Maul Bird Brained + Blogged Artery = Polly Want To Crack Your Spine? The narrator then looks back on all of the deaths on the show and concludes that the show is more of an instruction manual on how to live rather than a lurid docu-fiction on bizarre deaths. When a woman with a broken down car agrees to pay his high prices to get her car towed, the lazy tow truck driver accidentally hooked onto the car's steering rod instead of the tow link. Episode 9: Death Be Not Stupid. But the ato*> holder would not quibble about otcning the man, provided he own* the product* of the man's labor.'" Admiral Ben Morrill WEATHER FORECAST PIKES PEAK REGION Partly cloudy and occasionally windy today and Sunday with a few snow flurries in the mountains. eeeeeeeeeeeew! Rodeo Opens Tomorrow * * * * * * 77 Die In Crash Of Airliner French Jet Hits Ravine In Morocco All Aboard Killed; Three Americans Among Dead m S T Events Today Are Value Day, M i built his vu chuck Wagon Dinner, Capped NEW YORK A PiDr. 1000 Ways to Die Death Gets Busy Documentary Feb 21, 2009 20 min iTunes Available on iTunes S1 E6: An angry man accidentally takes a bath - in acid. Untitled - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. The drunken steamroller, imagine, your guts are coming out slowly while your tasting them.. and of course.. it hurts like hell even if your drunk. SPIKE. It became the Internets most shared video in 2012. Dumb Ways to Die was named the best campaign of the decade at this years Asia-Pacific Tambuli Awards. This is the way I want to die. Montecito, California that surgeon remindes me of Dr. Nick from the Simpsons. Based on Spike TV's hit series! The dumpster rolls down a hill and pins him against another dumpster. A nerd takes to dressing up as a superhero to fight minor crime in his town, but ends up harassing the so-called perpetrators. While attempting to cover the story, he is struck and impaled by a mailbox post that has broken loose in the high winds. Episode this death was featured in I wouldn't even wish that fate on Justin Bieber. Being kidnapped to an unknown room where no one can save you or either hear you to reach you out. Tsunami on Sumatra) 6: Cable Car Crashed (a.k.a. The suction causes a blood clot in her carotid artery, which ends up traveling to her brain and giving her a stroke when she stands. I have a fear of dying. Iyoki is a busboy who works at a Benihana-style Japanese grill restaurant where he admires the head chef, Ito and hopes to one day take over for him. Date What is the 7Ps Marketing Mix and how should it be used? It is available now for the first time in over twenty years, via e-book. Up until the end of season one, the final story of each episode showed actual footage of dangerous situations that almost ended in death, along with interviews of those involved in the situations. 1000 Ways to Die is back at it for a new season, and still putting a smiley face on death. "Slavery w commonly thought of a* owner- shto of one man by another. Similarly, in "Bush Defeated". Love at First Strike) 2: Flame Eaten (a.k.a. It was uploaded to YouTube on 14 November 2012 and made public two days later. A bank teller and her friend carry out an inside-job bank robbery, with the friend "forcing" the teller to open the vault and then locking her inside. i hated that one soooooooooooooo much! During his training in analtitude tent, the neglected dog notices the cyclist's water bottle on top of the tent, jumps up, and shuts off the air supply. Received ^^:^:^44^?^^ . When he drops it and goes to pick it up, the gun goes off, blowing his brains out. i HATED that one! 6 Seasons. During the argument, the scarf she is wearing (and trying to shoplift) gets caught in the checkout stand'sconveyor beltand strangles her. O_O. "Chippin' Dale": The man who was shredding tree branches with a woodchipper; the chipper gets jammed and the man tries to unjam it with his foot, but his foot gets stuck and he ends up being shredded to pieces, starting with his leg. The brass nozzle of the hose slams into his skull at over 30 miles per hour. "Potty Mouth": The geophagic (compulsive dirt-eater) executive who ate her hippie neighbor's organic soil out of stress over her failing savings and loan. A hospital janitor with afetish for feetand unconscious women sneaks around giving pedicures to sleeping or comatose female hospital patients while sucking on a foot-shaped lollipop. 1000 Ways to Die looks at the following cases: "#502 Gas-Hole" a biker dies after drinking the gasoline in his motorcycle and throwing up in a fire, "#1 Ichiboned" a repressed Japanese couple dies from heart attacks when they first make love, #518 Jake N' Baked" a narcoleptic dies after falling asleep in an industrial oven, "#734 Die It" a woman A common street thief who regularly mugs passersby goes after a diving equipment vendor as he's loading his merchandise into his car. This book is advertised as a thousand stories, but it's really like a thousand ideas that are like seeds that allow the stories to bloom in your mind as you read them. An angry woman goes to a spa run by twoKoreanwomen. dummbo, a saw getting cut threw you and your body spilts in half. $14.99. It's A Dead, Dead, Dead World | Free Full Episodes", Untold: The Greatest Sports Stories Never Told, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=1000_Ways_to_Die&oldid=1150100299, 2000s American anthology television series, 2010s American anthology television series, 2000s American black comedy television series, 2010s American black comedy television series, Television series by Original Productions, Short description is different from Wikidata, Articles needing additional references from August 2019, All articles needing additional references, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License 3.0, This page was last edited on 16 April 2023, at 09:03. Sishir Bommakanti. (Fourth intentional suicide in the series. Or applesauce. I filled up quite a few steno pads with these very short glimpses. However, she lifts it too fast and collapses on a step aerobics platform. 1000 Ways to Die Henry Rollins 3.89 88 ratings8 reviews Many years ago, I embarked on a project to write one thousand of extremely short stories. I think it had to be the one where this hijacker gets an air brake hose in his rectum, causing him to explode. The video was animated by Julian Frost and produced by Cinnamon Darvall. A drill sergeant-turned swimming instructor for plus-sized women turns the heat up in the pool, much to the anger of his students. Previous He fakes being catatonic in order to take a nurse hostage and try to escape. "Teri-Yucky", Way to Die #358, is the fourth death to be featured in "Locked and Low Dead", which aired on November 6, 2011. 197 "Dead Eye" was based on the real life death of Jon Desborough. To prepare for a farting contest, she decides to cheat by squirting a can ofwhipped creamup her rectum to produce gas. Cham-Pained The Morning Call kicks off its 18th annual Be an Angel campaign. His latest wife gets nervous and runs off into the woods. He panics when one of them notices a pipe leaking hazardoussodium hydroxidesolution and tries to stop the leak by closing a valve. The husband goes to stop the burglar, but gets hit in the head with the burglar's baseball bat. Language links are at the top of the page across from the title. The fact that we survive it all is a miracle; because everyday we livewe face 1000 Ways to Die. Season 4. It portrays the deaths using live-action recreations of the events along with expert and sometimes witness testimony, also using graphic computer-generated imagery animations, similar to those used in the popular TV show CSI, to illustrate the ways people have died, similar to the "X-Ray moves" of the 2011 reboot of Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat X, due to them showing bones being fractured and organs being damaged. 1000 Ways to Die S1 E7 Browse more videos Playing next 1000 Ways to Die Sex Ray 1000 Ways To Die S01 E02 1X2 1000 Ways to Die Sumowed 3:26 10:38 KWEBBELKOP-1000 WAYS TO DIE! When the frozen turkey is dropped in the pot of hot oil, the reaction creates steam under the turkey, which expands rapidly, propels it out of the pot, and into the face of the teenager, jamming the cartilage of his nose into his brain. A polygamist cult leader is set to wed his fourth wife. -^ Digitized by the Internet Archive in 2007 with funding from IVIicro The spa workers put out the fire, but the smoke sets off the sprinkler system and drenches everybody in the room. You need not be a beauty to win the man you love. After coming home to his slovenly house from his latest con, the man begins itching violently and discovers several maggots feasting on his infected bedsores. 1000 Ways to Die. 1,Hotfish 2,Lost In Transfusion 4,North By Northwasted 5,Bush Whacked 2:South Of The Border 6,Chasing Ropes 7,Abduct-dead 8,Train Sta-died 10,Gunned Down 11,Corset Killed Him 12,Scarf-face 13,Dead Wrongs 14,Less Is Mormon 15,Funeralized 16,Fansicle 17,The Baddest Person Award 18,Road Killed 20,Cho-lice 21,Harry He-doney 23,S*** Canned 25,House Lift 26,Dead-dy Dearest 27,Red,White And Blew 28 . Ascalperselling fake tickets to local sporting events gets caught by an angry customer who was just turned away for having counterfeit tickets. JIM VANBEBBER DEMYSTIFIES THE MVTH THE RISE ANdFAUtHE theTERROR TATTOOS of MEDIEVAL WITCH MUSIC NEW FILM, COMIC BOOK, GAME AND CD RELEASES The Definitive 2005 Convention Schedule When the cousin arrives, the spoiled teen decides to "prepare the main course" and deep-fry a frozenturkey. The Digital Marketing Strategy And Planning toolkit contains: Start your Digital Marketing Plan today with our Free membership. The pole gives way, the upper section swings down and impales the bouncer through the head. Athenian Law-Breaker) 5: Tsu-Matra (a.k.a. She should have just thrown the darn thing in the trash. Read it again recently and while still fascinating, it had a much different vibe reading it in my 40s. Various causes of death based on true cases are examined with computer-animated depictions and commentary . Being shot in the face by an intruder. 1: Ichiboned (a.k.a. Picture this your dying in a slow painful death your broken every bone in your body and your organs coming out of your mouth. In the morning, while everyone wakes up with severe hangovers, she wakes up to find that she's been dyed green, then vomits green slime and dies of organ failure from the dye seeping into her skin. As he tries to pull it out, the thief presses a button that releases a burst of nitrogen (the knife in particular is used to subdue sharks during deep-sea diving excursions), which causes the thief's viscera to explode all over the parking lot. A teenagevandalrides around a neighborhood and smashes mailboxes with a wooden baseball bat while his girlfriend drives. Dumb Ways to Die has inspired other regional safety campaigns and has certainly reached an audience larger than the small creative team at Metro Trains Melbourne ever dreamed of in 2012. A low-rent security guard (who has dreams of becoming a full-fledged police officer, even though he recently failed the police exam) attempts to stop a group of scantily-clad animal rightsprotesters in front of a pharmaceutical company by blasting the protesters with a fire hose on full power. Four notable exceptions are the accurate descriptions of the deaths of Harry Houdini, Jack Daniel, Mary Mallon, and Sigurd Eysteinsson, although the latter's death was depicted as having occurred in Norway but in actuality it occurred in Scotland. These calculations are likely but dcshark still devastated off in 1000 Ways To Die after used. A lecherous, booze-addicted, two-timing wife invites her husband's boss and his boss's wife for a game oftennis. A couple on a hayride are stalked by the female's former boyfriend. Edward Teller, world-famous nuclear sci entist, is advocating a massive na tional effort to . A woman selling fake designer clothes to a client for high prices is thrown out by her client's husband (who hates her because his wife keeps spending money on her, putting them in financial debt, and the husband lost most of his money to the current economic downturn). TV14. Though he narrowly avoids being impaled by an ax sent flying into the air at him whilst sharpening it, the combination of alcohol andcarbon monoxideexhaust fumes causes him to become dizzy and fall onto the blades, shredding his face, killing him. -On Artrtl J at UlrDll.k . A porn addict gets "blown" away by an exploding tire. Summary: Stongman gets weak in the knees;a tease gets stoned;a flirty husband falls for a chain saw;a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party;a garage sale turns deadly;a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead. Whether it be alcohol, fried food, pollution or zealotry, we are pretty much all doomed. -^ REESE LIBRARY JNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA. world ; produce ay; RADE at ity. As the song gained so much attention and momentum, the PSA was further expanded to include train station/public posters and billboards, a childrens book and a website where people could make the pledge to be safe around train stations. After he slices his stomach open, one of his bandmates completes the ritual by beheading him. complete with all of his internal organs splattering everywhere! 1000 Ways to Die was canceled after the producers and stars of the show ran a strike against the network. yeah my little bro started to scream on that one, yeah it was funny cause i was in the kitchen and he was in the room, then i heard a scream and it scared the crap out of me so i ran cause i thought he had killed him self or something, no stuff it was catch and decease cuz that pencil sized fish went inside that guys cock a to. A spoiled teenager throws a redneck-themed party as a joke on his country cousin (although his country cousin is a law school valedictorian). When it came time for her to toast, she went bottoms up. THAT'S bad. 2006-2023 Fanpop, Inc., All Rights Reserved. 1000 Ways to Die Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain - YouTube 1000 Ways to Die Cloudy With A Chance Of Pain Rookie Raceway 35.6K subscribers Subscribe 1.4K Share 108K views 2 years ago The. However, thenitrous oxidegas from the can causes quick freezing and immediatenecrosisof her intestinal tissue, resulting in swelling. In his drunken state, the critic accidentally bites and swallows a plastic sword-shaped toothpick in his martini. We break down what each tongue-in-cheek title makes reference to. A miserable teenage girl forced into going to a religious weekend retreat by her parents slips some crushedecstasyinto everyone's dinner. On a hot summer night, a burglar breaks in and begins stealing things from the owners' home. HO and 112 IVU mack Street TELEPHONE 836-13. "Face Offed": The Vegas showgirl who contracts necrotizing fasciitis after shaving her legs with a rusty razor, especially when she finally dies of sepsis. When the friend sets off the fire alarm on her way out, it triggers acarbon dioxideextinguisher system in the vault,suffocatingthe teller. She chokes on the powder and coughs it into his face, and he blindly falls over so that his tie gets caught in a running industrial dough mixer. However, her chain necklace gets tangled in the massager andstranglesher to death. They scared the SH!T outta me! [2] The program recreates unusual supposed deaths, true events, and debunked urban legends, [3] and includes interviews with real medical experts who . While finishing a pedicure on a comatose patient, the janitor accidentally lets a hospital tray swing towards the woman's kneecap, triggering thepatellar reflex. Narrator: With $8,000 worth of crystal embedded in her body, Heather went from toasting to toast. 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