Having thee chance to celebrate a friend like you is a true gift. They would have put you down by now. You know what I mean. So we've got you covered. You may have turned 50 but you only look like 49 and a half years old. Happy Birthday! This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes. Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Your father is the most important man in your life, so you have the responsibility to wish him uniquely. Please check link and try again. I think its great How you used to be young. Who says birthday wishes have to be mushy and serious? ", "Pst, dont grow up! Happy birthday, friend! Some of these birthday puns are funny, some are short and sweet, and there are tons of super-cheesy birthday puns, too. Happy birthday!, 114. You got this bro! Happy Birthday!, 166. The Bored Panda iOS app is live! Dear sister, do you know that with age, wisdom comes? Trendy Teen Birthday Quotes and Images Grab a bubble tea and cheers to these super fun teen birthday quotes and images that are sure to make them smile! She was the one who did the whole job, I . Did I just sing that to you for no reason? Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Brother Unsplash The greatest gift you could ever ask for is being related to me, so you're welcome! :), 219. Congratulations on another trip around the sun!, 214. Happy Birthday! I know exactly what Im going to get you next year: a bigger cake to fit all of those candles., 230. Share the best GIFs now >>> Hope thats not too cheesy. Happy birthday, dad! Happy birthday. Happy birthday! You were educated in the old ways! ", "Id give you my last chicken nugget. Lets go see Jurassic World. Happy birthday, friend! Happy Birthday bro :), 190. But please dont. We wish you a birthday as wonderful as you are! Despite all our arguments (that I won) and all our misunderstandings (that I was right) you know that you are one the most beloved persons in my life. ", "Heres to many more rotations around the sun. Birthdays are nothing more than natures way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! Happy birthday cousin! Even my cake is intiers. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes. Happy Birthday!, 198. Happy birthday!, 141. Happy birthday, dad. You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first, dear sister. On your birthday, remember this: age is only a number that represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. Thank goodness things dont work this way., 92. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday. I have some good news and some bad news on your birthday. Forgetting your birthday was merely an April Fools Joke. Your cakes are always extra big to fit all of those candles. Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen. Dont be bummed about your birthday! I hope you dont mind, but I re-wrapped the gift you gave me last year. The 105 Funny get well wishes for friends, mother, father, son and daughter; 35+ Feel Better Soon Quotes; 65+ Get Well Soon Quotes; The 105 Get Well Soon Messages for your Boyfriend, Girlfriend Husband or Wife; The 100 Funny Happy Birthday Quotes. ", "Party hard, but maybe bring a second set of underwear with you this time hahaha. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday, old man. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!, 174. Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing., 76. Happy birthday!, 124. Congrats on avoiding deaths clutches for another year. You look great birthday girl considering your age. Happy birthday!". Happy birthday! Dear Grandpa, you are the youngest old dude, you should be the captain of a football team. Though I have to say that today Im glad were not in the same place because I know you like to hit me. Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass! ", "Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year. I am so proud to be your best friend. ", "I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Seeing as Im older than you, its not a surprise that I cant remember your age. "Happy birthday! Happy birthday to someone I truly hope is not having a mid-life crisis., 75. You only look one year older than you did on your last birthday., 15. So lets share a drink and celebrate the times when you were a young spring chicken! 3) Have hot sex. For the 20th, 116. Happy birthday! ", "Remember to start taking daily multivitamins and fiber supplements, you old fogey! Congratulations dad for another year of life! Youre aged to perfection. Awesome Birthday, Bro!, 170. Make yours a double. ", "I mean, you have ME so I dont know what else you have to wish for but go off I guess Happy birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. At CardFool users can add a selfie to a personalized "Add Your Own Photo" card. May you live to be so old that you frighten small children unintentionally., 236. Happy birthday anyway. May you live to be old and toothless - Jell-O is the caviar of the future! . Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons., 25. Happy birthday, you old hag. Its your birthday? ", "You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Oh, younger sister. You truly do deserve them., 133. Your account is not active. Happy birthday!, 118. Happy birthday! Happy sweet birthday! ", "I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy birthday!, 94. Really, its nothing to get worked up over. Youre going to need a bigger cake or smaller candles! Funny birthday wishes about getting older: ", "I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. 4) Repeat until youve had a Happy Birthday. 2) pass the blame. ", "Happy birthday! I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot yesterdays date!, 101. I probably wont be there for you then., 259. Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day! Happy birthday! You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. when you send these wishes, messages, and quotes to your friends or family members they always remember your wishes. Happy birthday, my friend! So, at least you have that going for you. Happy Birthday to my "Best-tea" 4. Happy Birthday!, 183. Happy birthday! Barpy napfday! ", "I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. Today its official, your turn is over. Thats right! Youre still young enough to be a professional curler, and thats saying something. . Dont worry about having another birthday. Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! 20. May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people youve never spoken to. Some only dream of cake. Because theyre really good at it. Congratulations! Dont worry, I didnt froget your birthday. Happy birthday to a person that is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds me a lot of myself. 14. ", "You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head. Happy birthday!, 82. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!, 267. I hope you have a purr-fect birthday. Sound the a-llama, it's your birthday! Prepare for some of the most creative and funny happy birthday wishes. Look at that my wish came true! Norman Vincent Peale Live Life Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Dont worry, big brother, age is only a number. ", "Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Start writing! (Are you laughing yet? ", "If its any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. Remember: Its better to be a year older than a month late. Sarcastic Birthday Wishes I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today. Okay, technically, we just feel better about our age when we drink lots of wine. They say that age is just a number. Not only you my dear, but even your fart and snoring is unique. Poetry congratulates the most humorous humorous birthday Today is your birthday. ", "Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie. Happy birthday, my friend! ", "If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! Happy birthday! Theres no place Id rather be than in your shadow. Our own funny adult birthday cards are R-rated - some might even deserve an X-rating - and are bound to bring riotous laughter among your dirty-minded friends. Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago. You really would have loved the gift I never bothered to send you., 257. Believe me when I say that we've dug through the vastness of the internet and perhaps the dark web (not really) to deliver these for you. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age or acting it! :), 212. Birthdays are a lot like boogers it gets harder to breathe the more you have. Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that youre older than me. Happy Birthday. 1) Eat cake. Happy birthday! For your birthday this year, Im going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million but is probably really worth nothing., 67. Happy birthday!, 127. I dont know who I would tease without you. Happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have had a Blockbuster card., 52. ", "If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! Its a special day your birthday! You are so lucky haha! There may be a few more wrinkles in your birthday suit, but youre still looking good! 65. Oh, youre spending it with your family? In my book, more cake is always a good thing., 249. ", "They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. Oh by the way, Dear brother, you are so sweet. Birthday gifts, greeting cards, and parties are great. Happy Birthday! I would be happy to volunteer as the first person to take a day off of work in your honor. Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. Wait, it's not? Happy Birthday!, 202. Youve now reached an age where you can use the candles on your cake to light up your entire home. Happy birthday!, 63. I hope you accept my birthday wishes and these white lies today!, 106. For your birthday, I decided to get you some practical gifts. It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. Not sure what to say? Happy birthday! Happy birthday! 91. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. Happy Birthday!". These funny birthday wishes will make you smile. More: Happy Birthday Wishes. A few of these are clever but several are downright mean. Its your birthday! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack. Some people age gracefully, then there's you. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch. ", "A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Happy birthday! You know why? Hey, happy 29th birthday again. My sister, may your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror Have a happy and funny birthday!, 210. Wishing you a year filled with love, adventure, and prosperity. Congratulations! I guess that means youre ancient. Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that youve managed to survive this long. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. I hope you can continue to celebrate the years on my side. Happy Birthday! 50. Happy Birthday. ", "Happy Birthday! On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. My best blessings & funny birthday wishes with love!, 192. I wont make any age-related jokes today. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! You could offend someone whos sensitive about their age. Youre so lucky that you dont have to endure an office birthday party., 62. Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 138. Happy Birthday!, 172. . Love, your son. Heck, send birthday memes even to your co-workers if you're really tight. Use them as greeting card birthday wishes, birthday SMSs, or in a birthday speech. Happy birthday my old friend! Happy Birthday! Happy birthday! Price, Dan Collins and dozens more. Funny Birthday Wishes for Father. Happy birthday! Happy Birthday. ", "For your special day, Ive sent you a truly gracious present. Counting your wrinkles is like trying to count the stars in the sky., 154. Ill wait. 97. For your special day I made you a cake. I believe you forgot my birthday present last year. Dont let a 27-year old Olympic gold medal winner make you feel like a failure on your birthday., 18. 29 Impressive Cakes Created By French Artist Emilie Tosello. Just let me know how old were telling people you are now ???? Can you even remember what that was like?, 119. Happy birthday. In that time, he's worked as a journalist, blogger, and technical writer, and even had a brief stint as a video game writer. Hoping your birthday doesnt lead to a barf-day. Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday!, 165. Happy birthday!, 173. This is truly a special day. Sis! I'm proud to have you representing the [Last Name] family out there in the world. Dont hurt yourself blowing out all those candles! Its way to hard to get back up. Its normal to ponder your lifes purpose and to have a personal crisis on your birthday. Happy birthday!, 40. Happy Birthday you old codger! Time to drink beer and eat sheet cake until you barf. For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man.. Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Happy Birthday! 49. Happy Birthday! I know its tempting to reflect back on your life on this special day, but please refrain from doing so. Make fun of them as you raise . "Happy Birthday! It sure beats the alternative. Im so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. I thought, if I keep going this way, Ill be 64 by the time I turn 5. Super glad you were born. Youre not old. ", "Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. As if you needed an excuse to act irresponsibly! Happy birthday! Its official you can now begin your quarter-life crisis., 49. ", "I wouldn't say you're old you've just been young for longer than most of us. You shine every day, but on your birthday you shine the brightest. You only look as old as the last selfie you took., 54. You deserve everything life has to offer. Happy birthday to the one person I hope is still around when the iPhone 547 comes out., 39. You know youre old when the candles start costing more than the cake., 47. He founded AllWording.com in 2014. this list of ways to say Happy Birthday, old man., these Happy Birthday, beautiful messages, Happy Fathers Day, Son! Just for today, dear brother, I promise not to share anything embarrassing about you on social media. Happy birthday!, 10. Happy birthday! 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